Stop it. Get some help. HTTP and HTML and CSS are so, so flawed. Why?
Join me on Gopher instead! (if you're a dweeb without a proper gopher client, you can use this HTML mirror, I guess...)
Gopher is great! It's got text! A surprisingly decent community! A dead-simple protocol! You could write your own gopher server in a day with the languge of your choice, if you wanted to. A gopher client's just as easy. Take the web back from Google and Amazon. ＪＯＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＧＯＰＨＥＲＳＰＡＣＥ.